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- " -
"He took it out!" (Elaine)  "I love you" Return (George)  "I'm out!" (Kramer) 
"It's not a lie, if you believe." (George)  "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." (George) 
- 2 -
2-Face (George) 
- 5 -
519, A Possible (L.A. Cops) 
- A -
A show about nothing (George)  Airport Pickup (George)  An Unvitation (Jerry) 
Anti-Dentite (Kramer)  Anti-Virgin ()  Assman (Kramer) 
Astranout Pen (Jerry) 
- B -
Bad breaker-upper (Elaine)  Bad Bye (Elaine)  Big Salad (Elaine) 
Big-Toe Captain (George)  Bipartisan Mirror (Elaine)  Bizarro "Jerry" (Jerry) 
Bizarro World (Jerry)  Boombox Incident (George)  Break-up by association (Jerry) 
Breathtaking (Elaine)  Bubble Boy (All)  Buck Nacked (George) 
But I'm a Good Dancer Jerry (Elaine)  Butros, Butros, Gahli (Jerry) 
- C -
Call-Waiting Face Off (Jerry)  Can't stand ya! (George Costanza (nickname))  Cat fight (Elaine) 
Certifiably Nice (Elaine)  Chip-in, The (Jerry)  Chucker (George) 
Cleaner (Newman)  Close talker (Jerry)  Coffeetable book about coffeetables (Kramer) 
Compact Jeans (Jerry)  Covenant of the Keys (Jerry)  Curse Toast (George) 
- D -
Date Implied (George)  Dating Loophole (Jerry)  De-gift (George) 
Deaf Date (Jerry)  Deep Fried in Chocolate Sauce (Jerry vs Newman)  Delicate Genius (George) 
Double Dip (George)  Dry Cleaners Code (Jerry) 
- E -
European carry-all (Jerry)  Even Steven (Jerry)  Executive, The (Morty Seinfeld) 
- F -
Face Painter (David Putty)  Festivus (Frank Costanza)  Festivus for the restivus (Frank Costanza) 
Flagged (George)  Friends in law (Elaine)  Fudge Distribution (Jerry) 
Fusilli Jerry (Kramer) 
- G -
George is gettin' upset! (George)  George likes his/her chicken spicy (George)  Germophobe (David Putty) 
Giddy Up! (Kramer)  Gold Jerry, Gold! (Banyard)  Gortex (George) 
Grace (Elaine) 
- H -
Hand Fruit (Kramer)  Happy Pappa? (Jerry)  Hard of smelling (Jerry) 
Having Hand (George)  Head-First parker (George)  Hello Newman! (Jerry) 
High talker (Jerry)  Hipster Doofus (Kramer)  Home-Bed Advantage (George & Jerry) 
Hoochie Mama! (Frank Costanza) 
- I -
I can't spare a square (Elaine)  I choose not to run! (Jerry)  I come from a long line of quitters... (George) 
I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. (George)  I think it moved (George)  I'll keep it in the vault (All characters) 
I'm back baby! I'm back (George)  I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian! ()  It's freakin' me out! (Elaine) 
It's go time! (Frank)  It's like a sauna in here." (Kramer)  It's not you, it's me routine (George) 
- J -
Jerk Store (George)  Jerry Seinsmelled (Jerry)  Jimmy Legs (Kramer) 
- K -
Kavorka (Kramer)  Key Brothers (Kramer)  Kibosh (Jerry) 
Kiss Hello Program (Jerry) 
- L -
Leave Behind, The (George)  Level Jumping (on a friendship) (Jerry)  Library Cop (Jerry) 
Little Kicks (Elaine)  Long talker (Jerry)  Look to the cookie! (Jerry) 
Low talker (Jerry) 
- M -
Macaroni Midler (Kramer)  Magic Loogie (Jerry)  Makeup sex (George) 
Man Hands (Jerry)  Mansier (Frank Constanza)  Marine biologist (George) 
Massage Tease (Jerry)  Master of My Domain (All)  Matzo Ball (George) 
Mimbo (Elaine)  Mimbo (Jerry)  Moops (George) 
Moses smell the roses (Jerry)  Mulva (Jerry)  Must-Lie Situation (Elaine) 
My boys can swim! (Kramer)  My boys need a house! (Kramer)  My little man's an idiot (George) 
- N -
Nip (Elaine)  No soup for you! (Soup Nazi)  Non-Pony Country (Jerry) 
Non-Sexual Crush (George)  Not that there's anything wrong with that. (George & Jerry) 
- O -
Oh Moses smell the roses! (Jerry)  Opening the Vault (Elaine) 
- P -
Pee pipe (Jerry)  Pick at the light (Jerry)  Pig Man (Kramer) 
Pimple Popper, M.D. (Jerry)  Post-Breakup Relationship (Elaine)  Pre-emptive Break-up (George) 
Pretend Marriage (Jerry)  Public Fornicator (Jerry)  Puffy Shirt (Jerry) 
Put In, The (Jerry)  Put your sorries in a sack mister (George) 



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- R -
Re-gifter (Jerry)  Red Dot (George)  Relationship Killer (George) 
Resolved of it's own momentum (or volition) (George & Jerry)  Ribbon Bully (Kramer)  Ridicurous (Donna Cheng) 
- S -
Serenity now! (Frank Constanza)  Sexual perjury (Jerry)  Shiksappeal (Elaine) 
Shmoopie (Jerry)  Showcasing one's Non-Date Personality (George)  Shrinkage (George) 
Sidler (Elaine)  Single, thin and neat (Jerry / Kramer)  Slip One Past the Goalie (Jerry) 
Sponge-worthy (Elaine)  Stab-worthy (Elaine)  Stopping Short (Frank Constanza) 
Super Bowl Sex Romp (Jerry)  Switch, The (Jerry) 
- T -
Tap, The (George)  That's a shame (Jerry)  The Bro (Kramer) 
The forbidden city (George)  The It Girl (George)  The Pop-in (Elaine) 
The Stink eye (Kramer)  These Pretzels are making me thirsty (George / Kramer)  They're real and they're spectacular! ((Jerry's Girlfriend)) 
This is just GRRREAT! Really really great!! () 
- U -
Undatable (Jerry)  Unvitation (Elaine)  Upper Hand (George) 
Upstairs Invite (Jerry)  Urban Sombrero (Elaine)  Uromysitisis poisoning (Jerry) 
- V -
Vandalay Industries (Kramer)  Vegetable Lasagna (Elaine)  Vomit Streak (Jerry) 
Vomitorium (Elaine) 
- W -
Wood Jerry, Wood! (Kramer)  Worlds are colliding! (George) 
- Y -
Ya Gotta see the Baby! (Hampton Friends)  Yada yada yada (George / Jerry / Elaine)  Yeah, that's right (David Putty) 
Yo Yo ma! (Kramer)  You're so good looking! (Elaine) 
Total number of Seinfeld Expressions until now : 184






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