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| I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian! () |
This is just GRRREAT! Really really great!! () |
Anti-Virgin () |
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| They're real and they're spectacular! ((Jerry's Girlfriend)) |
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| Bubble Boy (All) |
Master of My Domain (All) |
I'll keep it in the vault (All characters) |
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| Gold Jerry, Gold! (Banyard) |
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| Face Painter (David Putty) |
Germophobe (David Putty) |
Yeah, that's right (David Putty) |
| Ridicurous (Donna Cheng) |
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| Bad breaker-upper (Elaine) |
Big Salad (Elaine) |
Breathtaking (Elaine) |
| Certifiably Nice (Elaine) |
Grace (Elaine) |
I can't spare a square (Elaine) |
| It's freakin' me out! (Elaine) |
Little Kicks (Elaine) |
Mimbo (Elaine) |
| Must-Lie Situation (Elaine) |
Nip (Elaine) |
Opening the Vault (Elaine) |
| Shiksappeal (Elaine) |
Sidler (Elaine) |
Sponge-worthy (Elaine) |
| Stab-worthy (Elaine) |
The Pop-in (Elaine) |
Urban Sombrero (Elaine) |
| Vegetable Lasagna (Elaine) |
"He took it out!" (Elaine) |
Bad Bye (Elaine) |
| Bipartisan Mirror (Elaine) |
But I'm a Good Dancer Jerry (Elaine) |
Cat fight (Elaine) |
| Friends in law (Elaine) |
Post-Breakup Relationship (Elaine) |
Unvitation (Elaine) |
| Vomitorium (Elaine) |
You're so good looking! (Elaine) |
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| It's go time! (Frank) |
Mansier (Frank Constanza) |
Serenity now! (Frank Constanza) |
| Stopping Short (Frank Constanza) |
Festivus (Frank Costanza) |
Festivus for the restivus (Frank Costanza) |
| Hoochie Mama! (Frank Costanza) |
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| "I love you" Return (George) |
A show about nothing (George) |
Airport Pickup (George) |
| Big-Toe Captain (George) |
Boombox Incident (George) |
Buck Nacked (George) |
| Chucker (George) |
Date Implied (George) |
De-gift (George) |
| Delicate Genius (George) |
Double Dip (George) |
Flagged (George) |
| George is gettin' upset! (George) |
George likes his/her chicken spicy (George) |
Gortex (George) |
| Head-First parker (George) |
I think it moved (George) |
It's not you, it's me routine (George) |
| Jerk Store (George) |
Leave Behind, The (George) |
Makeup sex (George) |
| Matzo Ball (George) |
Moops (George) |
My little man's an idiot (George) |
| Non-Sexual Crush (George) |
Pre-emptive Break-up (George) |
Put your sorries in a sack mister (George) |
| Red Dot (George) |
Relationship Killer (George) |
Showcasing one's Non-Date Personality (George) |
| Shrinkage (George) |
Tap, The (George) |
The forbidden city (George) |
| The It Girl (George) |
Worlds are colliding! (George) |
"It's not a lie, if you believe." (George) |
| "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." (George) |
2-Face (George) |
Curse Toast (George) |
| Having Hand (George) |
I come from a long line of quitters... (George) |
I never tasted a cough medicine I didn't love. (George) |
| I'm back baby! I'm back (George) |
Marine biologist (George) |
Upper Hand (George) |
| Home-Bed Advantage (George & Jerry) |
Not that there's anything wrong with that. (George & Jerry) |
Resolved of it's own momentum (or volition) (George & Jerry) |
| Yada yada yada (George / Jerry / Elaine) |
These Pretzels are making me thirsty (George / Kramer) |
Can't stand ya! (George Costanza (nickname)) |
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| Ya Gotta see the Baby! (Hampton Friends) |
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| An Unvitation (Jerry) |
Astranout Pen (Jerry) |
Bizarro "Jerry" (Jerry) |
| Bizarro World (Jerry) |
Break-up by association (Jerry) |
Close talker (Jerry) |
| Compact Jeans (Jerry) |
Covenant of the Keys (Jerry) |
Dating Loophole (Jerry) |
| Deaf Date (Jerry) |
Dry Cleaners Code (Jerry) |
Fudge Distribution (Jerry) |
| Hard of smelling (Jerry) |
Hello Newman! (Jerry) |
High talker (Jerry) |
| I choose not to run! (Jerry) |
Jerry Seinsmelled (Jerry) |
Kibosh (Jerry) |
| Kiss Hello Program (Jerry) |
Level Jumping (on a friendship) (Jerry) |
Library Cop (Jerry) |
| Long talker (Jerry) |
Look to the cookie! (Jerry) |
Low talker (Jerry) |
| Magic Loogie (Jerry) |
Man Hands (Jerry) |
Massage Tease (Jerry) |
| Mimbo (Jerry) |
Moses smell the roses (Jerry) |
Mulva (Jerry) |
| Non-Pony Country (Jerry) |
Oh Moses smell the roses! (Jerry) |
Pick at the light (Jerry) |
| Pimple Popper, M.D. (Jerry) |
Pretend Marriage (Jerry) |
Public Fornicator (Jerry) |
| Puffy Shirt (Jerry) |
Put In, The (Jerry) |
Re-gifter (Jerry) |
| Sexual perjury (Jerry) |
Shmoopie (Jerry) |
Slip One Past the Goalie (Jerry) |
| Super Bowl Sex Romp (Jerry) |
Switch, The (Jerry) |
That's a shame (Jerry) |
| Upstairs Invite (Jerry) |
Uromysitisis poisoning (Jerry) |
Vomit Streak (Jerry) |
| Butros, Butros, Gahli (Jerry) |
Call-Waiting Face Off (Jerry) |
Chip-in, The (Jerry) |
| European carry-all (Jerry) |
Even Steven (Jerry) |
Happy Pappa? (Jerry) |
| Pee pipe (Jerry) |
Undatable (Jerry) |
Single, thin and neat (Jerry / Kramer) |
| Deep Fried in Chocolate Sauce (Jerry vs Newman) |
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| Assman (Kramer) |
Fusilli Jerry (Kramer) |
Giddy Up! (Kramer) |
| Hand Fruit (Kramer) |
Jimmy Legs (Kramer) |
Kavorka (Kramer) |
| Key Brothers (Kramer) |
Macaroni Midler (Kramer) |
My boys can swim! (Kramer) |
| My boys need a house! (Kramer) |
Pig Man (Kramer) |
Ribbon Bully (Kramer) |
| The Bro (Kramer) |
The Stink eye (Kramer) |
Vandalay Industries (Kramer) |
| Wood Jerry, Wood! (Kramer) |
Yo Yo ma! (Kramer) |
"I'm out!" (Kramer) |
| Anti-Dentite (Kramer) |
Coffeetable book about coffeetables (Kramer) |
Hipster Doofus (Kramer) |
| It's like a sauna in here." (Kramer) |
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| 519, A Possible (L.A. Cops) |
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| Executive, The (Morty Seinfeld) |
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| Cleaner (Newman) |
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| No soup for you! (Soup Nazi) |
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